Monthly Archives: August 2011

Never Touch a Zombie






Whatever you do, don’t touch a zombie.  These creatures are filthy.  Lice, maggots, bugs of all description, and teeming multitudes of bacteria cover the creature’s putrescent flesh.  Zombies are, after all, dead, even though they possess motility.  Their entire bodies … Continue reading




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All Zombies Must Be Destroyed






Since coexistence with zombies is impossible, there is only one other solution.  Kill them.  All zombies must be destroyed.  They must be annihilated and then burned, if at all possible.  They pose a direct threat to the human race. They … Continue reading




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Coexistence with Zombies Impossible






Certain talking heads on TV believe we should learn to coexist with zombies.  These talking heads are misinformed.  The human race can’t coexist with zombies.  There isn’t enough room on this planet for the both of us.  Zombies have only … Continue reading




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The Problem with Zombies






The zombie can never be underestimated.  There are many reasons for its fearsomeness. First off, the zombie’s appetite is insatiable.  No matter how much the zombie eats, it can never be satisfied.  It is condemned to feed eternally.  Not only … Continue reading




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Nobody Is Safe from Zombies






Nobody is safe from zombies.  Zombies attack the rich, the poor, the young, the old.  Read “The Invisible Enemy” in Helter Skelter.  Amazon




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